1. You jaywalk streets that locals don’t even dare to. 你干闯红灯,可是你的本地朋友们都不敢。
2. Locals call you out for spitting in public places. 本地朋友们骂你在公开的地方吐痰。
3. You crowd people so closely on the bus that other passengers ask you to stand back. 你在公交车上挤到别人要请你让点空间。

Obviously, I’m not talking about myself…
当然我不是讲关于我自己。。。

(Feel free to add others)